I have three younger sisters.

Technically, I should call them: Sister 1, Sister 2, and Sister 3. But I consider myself Sister 1, so that bumps all the numbers down.

A typical email exchange between Sister 2 and me.

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-----Original Message-----
From: Sister 2
Sent: February 26, 2007 11:16 AM
To: Me
Subject:

remember i told you about the psychic that predicted a lot of stuff that
came true? here is her website, and she was featured in a lot of other
news/entertainment sites as well. she had also predicted anna nicole
smith was going to die.

http://www.nikki-psychictothestars.com/predictions.html

she predicts a terrorist attack in toronto.

----- Original Message ----
From: Me
To: Sister 2
Sent: Monday, February 26, 2007 11:22:12 AM
Subject: RE:


OMG. She says there's going to be a cure for acne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Sister 2
Sent: February 26, 2007 11:25 AM
To: Me
Subject: Re:

i wonder how many of her predictions come true. i'm sure a lot of them
don't.. though i read in an interview she did and she said sometimes
what she predicts can span up to 2 years for it to happen.

toronto and new york are supposed to get a giant snowstorm.. all i could
think about is not having to come into work.

she predicts leonardo dicaprio is going to be kidnapped, HAHAHA..i
wonder if that will actually happen.

----- Original Message ----
From: Me
To: Sister 2
Sent: Monday, February 26, 2007 11:29:21 AM
Subject: RE:


I just hope the terrorist attacks don't happen in Toronto. That's all I
care about. Oh, and the cure for acne.

Sometimes, I want to go to a psychic just to find out what's going to
happen in my own life.

-----Original Message-----
From: Sister 2
Sent: February 26, 2007 11:45 AM
To: Me
Subject: Re:

then you'll regret it when they tell you you're going to die a slow
painful death (or whatever they said to cousin v).

she had predicted that anna nicole smith was going to die since 2003 and
it didn't happen till 2007. i just noticed that michael jackson has been
on her death list every year since 2003 as well. he's probably going to
die soon then.

and i also noticed she mentioned twice that there will be some sort of
explosion or something at the cn tower. so if we have a terrorist
attack, maybe it'll be at the cn tower.

-----Original Message-----
From: Me
Sent: February 26, 2007 11:49 AM
To: Sister 2
Subject: RE:

Oh great. That's just fabulous. I think I'm far enough from the CN
Tower...what do you want to bet it happens during the work week and
during the day? Fuck.

I always think about what happened the day of the blackout. I hope
nothing impacts the subway.

Jeez.

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You know what song I can't get out of my head?

Watched this last Friday.

I get embarrassed for Hugh Grant just watching it: