*sigh*
Why is it always the gross ones?
Okay, according to "The Secret", if you keep focusing on stuff like that, then more gross guys will come into your life. Remember: think positively. (That's actually hard work, 'cause I catch myself thinking, "Oh, there I go again. If you think life's crap, then you're just going to get more crap flying into your face.")
Anyway, discovered that The Great Unwashed One might have a crush on me.
I'm not exaggerating when I call him "The Great Unwashed One." What grown man doesn't shower everyday? And hey, buddy, laughing over the fact that you have bath days (and not as in, "Every other day is a shower day") is something you might not want to advertise or be proud of. People, in general, find that kind of thing gross.
Why do some people think it's "mean" when I say, "Ew, gross" because I don't like someone. So...what? If you think someone's disgusting, you're not supposed to say anything mean about them at all? Okay. Okay. I know what you're thinking: if you've got nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all.
Yeah...I don't work that way. I have no filter sometimes. I will usually say what's on my mind. And what's worse is that everything I'm thinking usually plays out across my face.
That's why Jim Halpert on "The Office" reminds me of me.
Why is it always the gross ones?
Okay, according to "The Secret", if you keep focusing on stuff like that, then more gross guys will come into your life. Remember: think positively. (That's actually hard work, 'cause I catch myself thinking, "Oh, there I go again. If you think life's crap, then you're just going to get more crap flying into your face.")
Anyway, discovered that The Great Unwashed One might have a crush on me.
I'm not exaggerating when I call him "The Great Unwashed One." What grown man doesn't shower everyday? And hey, buddy, laughing over the fact that you have bath days (and not as in, "Every other day is a shower day") is something you might not want to advertise or be proud of. People, in general, find that kind of thing gross.
Why do some people think it's "mean" when I say, "Ew, gross" because I don't like someone. So...what? If you think someone's disgusting, you're not supposed to say anything mean about them at all? Okay. Okay. I know what you're thinking: if you've got nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all.
Yeah...I don't work that way. I have no filter sometimes. I will usually say what's on my mind. And what's worse is that everything I'm thinking usually plays out across my face.
That's why Jim Halpert on "The Office" reminds me of me.
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