Okay --- so, I realize that it's kinda pathetic to crash a retirement party for someone you don't even know just 'cause there's free food, but such is the life of an office drone. Hell --- when someone suggests it to you, it won't even cross your mind that maybe that's just...oh, I don't know? Really pathetic and stupid?

You know what I hate?

When you think that someone likes you, but you're not sure, and that person is someone who's nice enough, but the mere thought of having to lay with said person is just so off-putting that it kinda gives you an ick feeling all over your body so you wind up behaving in a sort of assholish way in an attempt to completely turn that person off, when there's the distinct possibility that they don't harbour any romantic feelings for you at all.

You know...that sort of thing.

You know what I hate even more?

When you start liking someone that you can't really have --- say, your team lead who happens to be dating someone else, but you can tell that the girl's a skank ho who's really high maintenance and who's probably really bad for him, but because you're the super cool girl, you're not going to do anything about it 'cause if a man is really so stupid as to put up with that shit, then he's not really the man for you, but seriously, why the fuck do all the skank hoes get all the great guys?