Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Mr. and Mrs. Smith didn't get good reviews in the local rag, the Toronto Star --- which wasn't surprising.

They've got two middle-aged white guys who review for that paper and most of the time, the movies that get the best reviews are the most pretentious, farty ones.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

They're the arty flicks that we're supposed to like because they're "cool."

That's just my personal opinion, though.

I mean, seriously, they find the most boring movies interesting.

Is there anything more annoying in the entertainment section than crusty, middle-aged white guys who think they're cool and who sit in high judgment of what's worthy of watching and what's not?

Give me a break: they're crusty, middle-aged white guys --- what could they possibly know about what's cool? Especially in a city that's as multiculturally diverse as Toronto?

Went to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith yesterday.

Thought it was a bit long, but overall, I thought it was pretty cool --- and funny...which wasn't what I was expecting.

Like when the therapist asks them, "How often do you have sex?" and Angelina Jolie stares blankly at him and says, "I don't understand the question."

I kinda thought that Angelina could probably wipe Brad's ass on the floor if they really had to duke it out, though.

Overall, I think that if you're an action film fan, you're going to like this.

If you like chemistry between the two leads, then you're going to like this movie.

If you like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, you're going to like this movie.

And if you're looking to be entertained --- and really, that's the whole point of the movie industry --- then, you're going to like this movie.