There's almost no sense in ranting about this one, since Dave Levine does such a good job of it.
Thought I'd post it here, anyway, because I'd fully intended to rant about it.
I guess the real question here is this: When you've had an exceedingly stupid, talentless young woman such as Paris Hilton bore you to death by consistently managing to get her arrogant face on the cover of every magazine cover, wouldn't you want, as someone in a position of power to make her pay for her petty crimes, to force her to stay her entire prison sentence...even if she was refusing to eat?
Who bloody cares if she refuses to eat? She barely eats anything now. The woe-is-me crap that she pulls is just so friggin' boring. Why the hell should we feel sorry for her?
Someone with as much money as she has should be using her pseudo fame to make some real changes and to help others.
I wish that ankle bracelet would emit an electric shock every time she tries to set foot outside of her mansion.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Paris out of jail?!?
If you haven't growled it yet, let me do it for you. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!
The news that Paris Hilton was let out of jail after only three days first came in on my BlackBerry as I was heading into the office. And to my surprise, it triggered a BlackBerry-generated message on-screen that read: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!
OK. Maybe not. But those words did come out of MY mouth. Loud. Instinctive. Visceral. Primal. Guttural.
Matter of fact, I am still shaking my head so hard in disbelief I have a kink in my neck that will require a massage, for which I will send the bill to Paris for collateral damage.
So why was Paris sprung from the pokey after spending just three days of her expected 23 days in the L.A. jail? The sheriff's department cited a "medical condition," didn't say what it was, but took pains to point out that she would now serve out her original 45-day sentence in her house and will wear an electronic monitoring bracelet.
Oh.
Hold on just a second. Let's take this one at a time.
Medical condition? Do they not have doctors in the jail? When other inmates get sick, are they also let go?
Did some sleuth sneak into the L.A. Sheriff's Department overnight and remove the computer chip that regulates reason? Do they not realize the outrage this will provoke, the claims of special treatment?
So Paris will be under house arrest. Her house. The mansion she lives in. Her reward for getting arrested for DUI, then violating probation by not once -- not twice -- but three times driving with a suspended license.
On "The View," Joy Behar observed "This girl can get out of more things than David Copperfield." Great analogy. Because like a master magician, it would appear that Paris has, indeed, pulled a rabbit out of her hat.
And I'll bet you that even the rabbit is pissed.
Posted by Dave Levine, Executive Producer, "Showbiz Tonight": 11:40 AM
Thought I'd post it here, anyway, because I'd fully intended to rant about it.
I guess the real question here is this: When you've had an exceedingly stupid, talentless young woman such as Paris Hilton bore you to death by consistently managing to get her arrogant face on the cover of every magazine cover, wouldn't you want, as someone in a position of power to make her pay for her petty crimes, to force her to stay her entire prison sentence...even if she was refusing to eat?
Who bloody cares if she refuses to eat? She barely eats anything now. The woe-is-me crap that she pulls is just so friggin' boring. Why the hell should we feel sorry for her?
Someone with as much money as she has should be using her pseudo fame to make some real changes and to help others.
I wish that ankle bracelet would emit an electric shock every time she tries to set foot outside of her mansion.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Paris out of jail?!?
If you haven't growled it yet, let me do it for you. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!
The news that Paris Hilton was let out of jail after only three days first came in on my BlackBerry as I was heading into the office. And to my surprise, it triggered a BlackBerry-generated message on-screen that read: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!
OK. Maybe not. But those words did come out of MY mouth. Loud. Instinctive. Visceral. Primal. Guttural.
Matter of fact, I am still shaking my head so hard in disbelief I have a kink in my neck that will require a massage, for which I will send the bill to Paris for collateral damage.
So why was Paris sprung from the pokey after spending just three days of her expected 23 days in the L.A. jail? The sheriff's department cited a "medical condition," didn't say what it was, but took pains to point out that she would now serve out her original 45-day sentence in her house and will wear an electronic monitoring bracelet.
Oh.
Hold on just a second. Let's take this one at a time.
Medical condition? Do they not have doctors in the jail? When other inmates get sick, are they also let go?
Did some sleuth sneak into the L.A. Sheriff's Department overnight and remove the computer chip that regulates reason? Do they not realize the outrage this will provoke, the claims of special treatment?
So Paris will be under house arrest. Her house. The mansion she lives in. Her reward for getting arrested for DUI, then violating probation by not once -- not twice -- but three times driving with a suspended license.
On "The View," Joy Behar observed "This girl can get out of more things than David Copperfield." Great analogy. Because like a master magician, it would appear that Paris has, indeed, pulled a rabbit out of her hat.
And I'll bet you that even the rabbit is pissed.
Posted by Dave Levine, Executive Producer, "Showbiz Tonight": 11:40 AM
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